BREAKING: After being FIRED by Trump, Kristi Noem attempts to quote Orwell in a final cringe-fest. Bye, Felicia! Kristi Noem, freshly grounded from her DHS Secretary gig by Donald Trump himself, couldn’t resist one last pathetic attempt at a mic-drop.

BREAKING: After being FIRED by Trump, Kristi Noem attempts to quote Orwell in a final cringe-fest. Bye, Felicia!

Kristi Noem, freshly grounded from her DHS Secretary gig by Donald Trump himself, couldn’t resist one last pathetic attempt at a mic-drop.

Quoting George Orwell (badly), she posted: “People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”

Then she added her own special spin: “Which means you step up in order to protect people and you do it in a way that other people often are never going to be required to.”

Translation: “I was doing the dirty work so you could sleep, America, and now Trump’s dumping me like expired horse milk.”

The self-pity here is oh-so-delicious.

This same Kristi Noem turned $220 million in taxpayer money into a personal ad campaign starring herself on horseback at Mount Rushmore during a government shutdown, leased a $70 million 737 MAX with a queen-size bed and cocktail bar for “deportations,” lived rent-free a waterfront mansion meant for someone else, and presided over sadistic DHS agents while slandering the victims as “domestic terrorists.”

Rough men? Honey, you were rough on the budget, rough on ethics, rough on reality. You didn’t step up to protect anyone — you stepped up to protect your ego, your grift, and your photos in cool costumes.

At a grilling from Congress for the ages, she fingered Trump in public on all the expenses, and the Boss had seen enough. Diss the Don in public, you get whacked, figuratively speaking.

So long, Kristi. May your next horseback ride be on your own damn horse. No more helicopters, no more luxury love-jets, no more waterfront mansions, just you, your bad decisions, and the echo of that Orwell quote nobody asked for.

You weren’t rough. You were ridiculous. And now you’re irrelevant. Sleep tight … It was fun while it lasted. The destruction you left behind is immeasurable.

If Noem’s Orwell-mangling exit as Trump fires her has you howling, like and share to send her back to South Dakota with a swift kick in the cowboy chaps.