HUMILIATING: Kristi Noem’s husband recently PROPOSED marriage to a model he paid to inflate her chest beyond a 38N size, saying, “You’re the one that I love.” This is not gossip. This is risk at the highest levels of government, enabled by incompetence and ignored oversight.

HUMILIATING: Kristi Noem’s husband recently PROPOSED marriage to a model he paid to inflate her chest beyond a 38N size, saying, “You’re the one that I love.”

This is not gossip. This is risk at the highest levels of government, enabled by incompetence and ignored oversight.

ICE Barbie Kristi Noem is now facing a deeply personal and politically dangerous scandal after new revelations show here husband Bryon are much wilder than originally thought.

He was still sending THOUSANDS of dollars to a 47 year old “bimbofication” model as recently as last month, just DAYS after Kristi was fired.

Nicole Raccagno, known as PlasticBarbie2000, says Bryon paid her tens of thousands over years, covering rent, gifts, and cosmetic procedures. She backed it up with screenshots, transfers, and messages tied to his business account, shown to the Daily Beast.

He said it plainly in one text: I f—–g want to pay it. Because you’re the one that I love. I would love to marry you.

Raccagno says the arrangement included $1,500 a month for videos, plus extras for Botox, fillers, and even a $2,000 breast enhancement. He bought her luxury items, including a $4,000 Louis Vuitton bag and a Nintendo Switch.

The relationship reportedly began in 2020 and continued while Noem stood beside his wife in Washington, even during congressional scrutiny over her own controversies.

It continued to just weeks ago.

Now national security experts are raising alarms, warning this kind of secret life creates clear vulnerability to blackmail by foreign actors.

I have ZERO sympathy for Kristi Noem. None.